- but why can’t my uncanny ability to find homosexual subtext in everything go on my resume?
- “history of skilled work in determining underlying messages from a range of media sources and fully dissecting the subtleties of human emotion and relationships through careful examination”
- “also great at describing blowjobs”
(Source: mycroft)
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