(via aeillill)

“So today, Scarlett, I congratulate you and thank you for sharing this remarkable milestone in your life where you get to be immortalized with your hands in the earth and your star in the ground. Now, finally, I can’t wait to step on you, sweetheart!” (x)

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via perkybottoms)

(Source: textsfromlastissue)

(via motherfuckingwerewolves)

pretentiousbastard:

yes nicole, i can make it rain for you

hfdkjls;ajfkls;dl’

martinfreemans:

» Martin Freeman hosts Never Mind The Buzzcocks » GIF-REEL TWO [x]

(Source: djfreeman, via mycroft)

(Source: greysgifs, via anzunagi)

martinfreemans:

From The Three Garridebs, written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

and then John was like

(Source: phytochemical, via mycroft)

(Source: hemsworthss, via becausehiddles)

odeocowboys:

Good Omens AU - Zhou Mi as Crowley and Kyuhyun as Aziraphale

“A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.” He nudged the angel. “Funny if we both got it wrong, eh? Funny if I did the good thing and you did the bad one, eh?”
“Not really.”

I have never really agreed with an au good omens casting. but I could totally see kyu sleep through a century if he decreed it boring. and intimidating his houseplants. and zhou mi healing someone’s bicycle. just. yeah.